Four diving instructors and their classes were on a ferry that struck a rock and began sinking ....
The SSI instructor told his class;
"Inflate your BCs and surface locator sticks, jump off and wait for the Coast Guard"
The YMCA instructor told his class;
"You all had to swim 20 miles to qualify, the distance to the shore should be no problem, now jump in and swim!"
The NAUI instructor told his class;
"We are the first and the best and the greatest! Everyone grab a woman in one arm and a child in the other and swim them to shore!"
The PADI instructor said;
"Gear up and have a seat. There will be a extra charge of $50 each for this unscheduled wreck dive"
This page was last updated on: 10/02/06